This is not only a huge victory for LGBTQ2S+ rights, it’s also a great excuse to finally cut loose a bit,” stated Health Minister Jean-Yves Duclos after removing the ball gag from his mouth. “A discriminatory, unjust, outdated and unscientific rule been finally stricken from the books. OTTAWA, ON – The ban on blood donations from men who have had sex with other men within the last three months has been lifted, as was announced earlier today by an oiled-up twink wearing only a chest harness and a jockstrap at the official Health Canada suck and fuck orgy held to commemorate the historic occasion.
